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Oliver 发表于 2008-7-21 10:45

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[b]You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
你教我以后点出黎行？

If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
如果你够姜既话就放马过黎

I saw a pork chop
我见到件猪扒啊

Are you road?
你系咪路啊？

What the water are you?
你系乜水啊？

Do you big me?
你大我啊？

Zebra chops people.
班马劈友

The king of the cutting gril.
界女王

Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
批我个头俾你当凳坐

Do you think me didn’t arrive?
你当我无到？（劲）

You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！

Today I was very black son.
今日我好黑仔

I am wearing grass.
我着紧草（经典啊）

You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
你未够班同我讲数！

Two beat six.
二打六

Two five son.
二五仔[/b]

Oliver 发表于 2008-7-21 10:45

沙發自己坐````

XAVIERCHEN 发表于 2008-7-21 11:18

好無聊···

super.B 发表于 2008-7-23 03:31

:慌张: you me you me,彼此彼此啦

Sherry 发表于 2008-7-23 15:47

heart  flower  angry  open    心花怒放

big_head 发表于 2008-7-25 21:26

:无语:

鲈鱼 发表于 2008-7-27 13:35

Car big Cannon
车大炮:dance:

╱/.無奈. 发表于 2008-7-28 14:50

哈哈.....:兴奋:

Daniel 发表于 2008-7-28 17:20

好笑好搞野~~

512136058 发表于 2008-8-5 01:42

5知滴鬼佬聽5聽得明

Jonathan。 发表于 2008-10-27 11:14

点解楼主咁熟面口噶？

da.T 发表于 2008-10-27 12:27

:慌张: you jump i jump :慌张:

→從頭再來 发表于 2008-10-27 18:11

中國英語系甘啦！~~無人看得明啊！~~

Mi-ven 发表于 2008-11-2 20:34

对鸡肠无言！

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